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Just for the heck of it and a good time for the soon to be bride and groom.
Take your mind off of all the wedding planning and read something fun for a change.

When your Wedding gown was bought at Goodwill on special sale day

your veil was bought at the fishings supply store to use after the wedding

you got your wedding ring as the prize for knocking the most bottles down at the county fair..

your wedding announcement in the paper read ‘I nailed him”

your 4 kids sang the wedding march for you

you wore hight heels for your beach wedding and got stuck in the sand heel deep.

you packed for your honeymoon using garbage bags

Instead of tin cans dragging behind your wedding car you untie your muffler and let it drag down the road

your bridesmaids removed their aprons from their McDonnalds outfits

your bridal bouquet grew in your backyard in a old tire

your something borrowed something blue is your mothers old hair wig

your reception is held at the bowling alley down town

Your caterer is also the dog catcher around town

you plan to spend your honeymoon in a rest area in the car

you keep your beer on ice in a kitty litter box

you have to remove the ‘Tag Stolen” from the rear window of your car to write just married

you make the groom wash his cowboy hat before the wedding day

you want an Elvis song sang at your wedding by a man dressed in Red

the officiant that marries you is your parole officer

the belt buckle your groom wears says Bubba

you get a set of fishing lure and you wear them as earrings

your car has a few bullet holes in it and you thinks its like air conditioning

you didn’t take out all your curlers so you would look nice at the reception

you bought your wedding cake at a truck stop

you went to the dump to look for wedding chairs

your grooms dress pants might be his wading boots

the wedding cruse you go on might be called Dairy Queen

your wedding photographer only has a brownie camera

your wedding photographer uses a flashlight for a flash

the only thing formal about your wedding is his black pick up truck

you have to share your front seat with your 2 hound dogs when you drive off

you use orange road cones for your bridal path for your wedding

your bridal shower was held at the laundromat

you board the Greyhound bus for your honeymoon